Your's truly, El Stubbo, wearing
the original Mojo .
I
tried to get a patent, but the attorney laughed me out his
office. A week later, he bought a Mojo for his fisherman
father-in-law. The Mojo brought dad-in-law such good luck,
he's now operating a charter fleet in Belize and has his
office in an airconditioned cantina. His patent attorney
son-in-law was disbarred.
Testimonials:
Gatorguy:
"I wouldn't think of touching a rod without my Mojo.."
Mudfoot:
"That Mojo was the only thing that didn't get busted
when I hooked that giant black drum."
FishRic:
"Mojo? I don't need no d***ed Mojo!" (quoted just
prior to a manatee attempting to mate with his dirty brown
kayak)